BE GAY, DO CRIME PUBLIC LICENSE
VERSION 1.0

ALL QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS OR CONCERNS ABOUT THE LICENSE AUTHORS
MENTAL HEALTH SHOULD BE ADDRESSED TO THE USER AT THE URL
https://discord.com/users/422415365742788618

<Project name>
Copyright, <Licensor name> <Year>

Definitions:
- Gay is defined as being sexually or romantically attracted to
people of the same gender as you

- The Software is the piece of software this license is attached to

- The Licensor is the original creator of the Software

- You are defined as the user of the Software

- Modern Technology is defined as any piece of technology made after 
the 1600s. This includes, but is not limited to, advancements in the field(s)
of medicine, transportation, education, entertainment, and communication

- The Heat Death of the Universe is defined as the ending of all life in
the Universe and the halting of the Universe as we know it today

- The Computer is defined as all devices on which the user has run
the Software

- The Storage Device is defined as the Hard Drive, Solid State Drive,
 or otherwise permanent storage device that is located in the Computer

1. If you are gay, or in a same-gender relationship, the Licensor
allows you to use this Software under the DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU
WANT TO BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT AND YOU CAN'T SELL IT PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 1.0 (Full license text in WTFNMFCS file) as long as you are
committing a crime while doing so. If you are not committing a crime,
you are subject to the same restrictions laid out in 2.

2. If you are not gay, or not in a same-gender relationship, the
Licensor requests that you follow 2(a) and 2(b)
  a. The Licensor forbids you to use this Software under the
     Go Fuck Yourself Private License version 1.0 (Full license
     text under GFYPL file)
  b. The Licensor requires you to not look at this file. If you did,
     please follow the steps laid out in Appendix 1. Viewing the
     License file

3. This license is to be considered null and void if the Licensor 
themselves are not gay, or in a same-gender relationship.

Appendix 1. Viewing the License file
The Licensor requires that if you are not gay, or in a same-gender
relationship, and you view this file, that you must close this file,
turn off the Computer, wipe the Storage Device, burn the Computer,
then never use a piece of Modern Technology until
the Heat Death of the Universe.